I want to be president, I want outfits from Macy’s
I don’t care about ethics, but I see what God sees
I want loads of photo ops and even more book deals
Rupert Murdoch’s advances keep me in hot meals

I’ll quit my office and it will be shameless
Who really cares if my speeches are aimless
The liberal media hates me, but I will admit
When the spotlight’s on me, then God’s gonna like it

Ethics are for quitters and Democrat pansies
They want marriage for boys who want to hold handsies
God and I know what to do, and here’s the deal
We’ll rewrite the constitution, make the gays squeal

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I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore
God’s not telling me how to feel anymore
In 2012 it will all become clear, but right now I’m being taken over by the fear
Of Obamanation

I am a weapon of religious compunction
It’s not my fault, it’s how I’m programmed to function
I’m on the right track yeah I’m on to a winner
That David Letterman is one hell of a sinner

The Lord is my head coach, a real kick-ass tool,
He’s gonna drop-kick those liberals right back to preschool
We’ll have no more taxes and oil will be gushing
We’ll fire a few missiles to wake up the Russians

Don’t forget about guns or forget ammunition
Cause I’m killing the moose on my own little mission
I may be a saint or some kind of martyr
Now everything’s cool if the GOP’s willing to barter

Chorus
I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore
God’s not telling me how to feel anymore
In 2012 it will all become clear,  but right now I’m being taken over by the fear
Of Obamanation